`Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a Jersey girl
"What's the good of being Irish if you're not stubborn?"
- Jerry Quarry
"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you."
- George Carlin
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."
- Carrie Snow